The Cortisol Files is now Bachelor HELL.
A little angrier and broodier, with all the exquisite grammar and obscure pop culture references you have grown to tolerate.
What happened to the old posts? I’m trying to salvage them from the scrap heap, as it were. My favorite, “Nail Polish Remover” (about the dinner party that almost went well), should be up ASAP, an experiment to try and retro-fit the dates and such.
Coming soon: the Series of Unfortunate Events that made me irrationally kill the Cortisol Files.